"Please stop putting dicks in my ears"

2022.01.26 18:58 VenatorAcclamator "Please stop putting dicks in my ears"

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2022.01.26 18:58 thecatlosthishat I enjoy fucking with customers at my call center job

It gets me out of my depression. I work for a call center that works in mortgage lending, and it seems that the vast majority of us have no idea what we are doing. I intentionally fuck people that get angry at me on the phone and it is currently curing my depression. I start smoking my dabs first thing in the morning so that by about 10 am i am laughing at all my customers. I am sure they will fire me eventually, but right now pushing peoples buttons is what keeps me happy enough to make it to a meeting with my sponsor every night. I have been to work every single day on time, and frankly this is the best I have done in years. I have health concerns that are killing me and causing me to go blind so fuck it, if I get a kick out of some asshole cursing me for pretending I can't hear them and refusing to take them of speaker then hell i oughta have my giggles. Keeps me sober from all but the ganja.
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2022.01.26 18:58 Randommonkey03 something for my mom

my mom is a Christian and her b-day is coming soon so im looking for a present for her and i was trying to get her something as close to a Christian artifact as you can get for $150 or less but im having trouble finding anything old enough to fit the description of an artifact so i was wondering if yall could help me out
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2022.01.26 18:58 BoardgameBitch Questions about contract negotiations for my first competitive transfer

My original hire was a VRA appointment and I didn't negotiate anything. Any helpful hints on what I can ask for and how to do it?
Currently an 1101 GS 12 Step 3. Going into a 0343 GS 12. Am I guaranteed Step 3 or does that have to be negotiated?
Job doesn't have relocation expenses listed on the posting. Can I negotiate that since it is a cross-country move?
Any other experiences or hints would be greatly appreciated.
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2022.01.26 18:58 MajesticKnight28 Idea for a new frame based on wrestling (I know this is a very dumb idea)

I think it would be hilarious to have a warframe based on being a pro wrestling! Just an amalgamation of different tropes and styles combined into one ridiculous warframe. Abilities:

  1. A powerful slap that could be charged up to make him rush at an enemy and clothesline them.
  2. He flexes and creates a buff for team members abilities while stunning enemies around him.
  3. Summons a spectral ring to trap enemies within it with him while also increasing his own damage
  4. A rage state similar to Baruuk where he puts away his guns and begins fighting with only his fists performing various crazy moves like body slams, drop kicks, and takedowns.
I know this an extremely dumb idea but just had to post it here.
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2022.01.26 18:58 kalashnikovkitty9420 Gatcat dj with her mp7 at home

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2022.01.26 18:58 daseinphil How to deal with a player who has a fundamentally different expectation of the game than you do?

I've been running an very open-world game for awhile - everything exists in the sandbox, whether or not it’s level appropriate for the party. I’ve always had the expectation that if the NPC asks the players to help with the rat problem in the basement and they reply, “screw that, we’re going to Dragon Mountain”, it’s going to go poorly for them. One of my players has explicitly told me that they expect any encounter to be level-appropriate for them, and that I’m a poor DM if I’m unable to rebalance an encounter to be a fair fight: they explicitly want higher level encounters to be locked off until they’re beatable, and specifically referenced ‘Metroid’ as an example of what they consider appropriate game design. Am I simply at an impasse with this player? Is this just a fundamental difference of opinion in regard to game design?
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2022.01.26 18:58 TheTagOfHash_ Transparency gradient

Transparency gradient I'm trying to have an image slowly fade out. Its like a gradient, but instead of going between colors, the image starts out opaque and slowly becomes transparent. The closest I could find is a gradient of a color that slowly becomes opaque. For example, instead of the dog's background slowly going from opaque to transparent to show the cat, I would like the dog itself to slowly go from opaque to transparent (without any color changing done).
From powerpoint, but the idea is still the same.
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2022.01.26 18:58 U1tramadn3ss Looking for reliable headsets

Hello! I’m researching different types of headsets for my office at work and the only criteria is compatibility with Zoom.
Does anyone have any suggestions/experience with reliable headsets or brands I should stay away from? Thanks ahead of time!
P.s. I personally I know so long as the headset has a decent microphone it’ll work no matter what zoom or otherwise but my boss is 20 years older than me and insists on evidence they work with zoom
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2022.01.26 18:58 MKGmFN Atleast you can flex pistol black ice now

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2022.01.26 18:58 RyM1Pad Yuji/Mahito Zeus-Giga Descended Consistent Clear

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2022.01.26 18:58 ProfessorAgreeable96 Ramon the doggity dog, make him happy and like his adventures https://opensea.io/collection/ramon-adventures

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2022.01.26 18:58 LieutenantLuni202 Some people here are weird

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2022.01.26 18:58 PFyre Need help with two things:

Sorry if the questions are stupid, but I can't figure it out.

  1. I've finished 4 mysteries and give to the board for the 5th, but despite clicking everything, including the "?" In the middle, nothing happens. How do I start the 5th mystery?
  2. Where does it display your current 'Funds' please?
Thank you
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2022.01.26 18:58 YoYoMoMa Looking for help with a themed cocktail idea!

I am attending a themed cocktail party, and am looking to make a Saudi Arabia themed one (don't ask why). I had a few thoughts but need some help. My first thought was sand, which I thought could be a raw sugar rim? My second was oil, but I couldn't think of a cocktail that would look like oil and be tasty. Last, I thought of blood. Does anything go into a cocktail that is red and doesn't disperse?
Mostly, I just want to make it tasty but I am having trouble. Any help is appreciated!
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2022.01.26 18:58 cooch_vandercorn Found the holy grail of fuzz tubs

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2022.01.26 18:58 Joeaccountisblue69 Talk dirty as her and feed me while I stroke my throbbing cock

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2022.01.26 18:58 dunmat Any tips for wiring this kind of switch?

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2022.01.26 18:58 FallCompetitive7976 26-January I am still here

It is 26-January 21:58. I am bitter.
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2022.01.26 18:58 Saedeas Fuck it, I'll post em. 300 for the bot.

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2022.01.26 18:58 popcornboiii Matt Gaetz Says Quiet Part Out Loud!

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2022.01.26 18:58 Cox033 Invest in a Bidet!

I’m 38 weeks and got a Tushy Bidet around 30 weeks and it’s saved my bum! I can’t reach to wipe for the LIFE of me.
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2022.01.26 18:58 Cambam321- What are Maine coon cats like? Any distinctive personality/temperament traits based on the breed?

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2022.01.26 18:58 Oreallyman Klachten over Test Aankoop-vehikel Gaele: Paula kreeg plots energiefactuur van 2,6 miljoen euro van energieleverancier die ze niet kende

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2022.01.26 18:58 joeyambrossio Um wow...........

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